John Lawrence Kanazawa Jolley
515 Sunset Road Boynton Beach, FL 33435 http://infinityproject.wordpress.com firstname.lastname@example.org
Resume in application for the position of the man himself, commander, with the one idea that works.
Force dam fluidification, the collection of that which falls from the heavens and the replacement of the flush toile.t. with thE manuel fertilizer machine. Undam the rivers, jack e.t. for their ships and be the quickest organism out of the mud into sweet vessels with the goods ever seen. Transport product past all dam obsticles and through any eventuality for all time, reviere.
University of Florida, Institute of Food and Agricultural Services, Environmental Horticulture
Work Related Experience:
1999‐2001 “Burnies” Valet, drove the getaway car at the largest heist in history for Mr. Bernard Lawrence Madoff
May 2002 Stucco repair, Jack “The Boston MOB’s Ledgerman”
December 2010 Blew the shit out of the U.N.
March 2013 Fired the Pope
Thanksgiving 2013 Algiers Point ferry to New Orleans’s Shops at Canal St. with Jack from the Men in Black (See picture
depicted at New Yolk’s Riviera Café Bar)
Other Related Experiences:
1998 First time descent of Snake River from Jackson Hole to the sea with Thomas Shindelman
March 2006 Replaced the table on the illuminati Jose Marti International Airport Havana, Cuba
2003 Married in Kumamotosi Japan, to Yi’s daughter Misa Kanazawa
2011– 2015 St. Helens to Port IsabeL by canoe
May 2015 66.6 kilogram mass recorded in Cuba’s Immigration dungeon (I booked em)
Maximillion (from The Black Hole), email@example.com, all communiques must occur after depositing $100 in John Jolley’s Wells Fargo account
God, King’s Hwy and Kissimmee River, Fort Pierce, Florida (772) 465‐2575 call for produce delivery, starts taking orders on Thanksgiving
The M.O.B.’s contact Timothy Raymond Glass #73703-004 deposit $100 in canteen/account per communication http://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/bro/
Financing’s Bernard Lawrence Madoff #61727-054 deposit $100 in canteen/account per com http://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/bro/
ThE manuel domicile (a dam home)
Super collector, honey etc… fertilizer machine
Insures a productive comfortable life powered by the manuel person or perdaughter and that which falls from the heavens.
It is a recognized fact today that modern technology has solved the problem of dam and ditch agriculture, slacker
homes and the flush toile.t.
The machine shown herewith collects water, produces food and fertilizer, treats grey water and will work in most
places on the surface without destroying the natural environment within reason. It is equipped with overhead water storage which provides pressurized water, grey water cleaner and a manuel fertilizer machine.
The fertilizer machine is a urine separating composting no flush less toil with a squirt gun powered by the water
collected above and manuel person with door powered option.
The fertilizer is automatically rendered nonpathogenic through natural biotic action and is automatically discharged
from the machine so that only ONE OPERATOR is required. The cut shows several optional attachments on home including but not limited to beehive wall, solar collector, solar oven, fungus or food animal wall and cistern foundation raft (the machine can be furnished with or without these attachments as desired).
After living in this machine, the entities are raised, windlassed and trussed in the usual manner but do not require “tapping out” as they are held in perfect truss by the super manuel machine.
Water storage above thE manuel fertilizer machine is mandatory as it powers the ass washer. This can be achieved with above the head cistern or cistern wall. The fish farm cistern foundation raft is optional (within local code) and any foundation for the structure can be mounted on rubber tires for earthquake resiliency.
Structure comes with grey water treatment ladder/staircase rice/sugarcane producer, service access for cisterns.
Flow of water collected from above can be used to power optional “creepy crawly” algae collecting cistern robot. Optional circulation for cisterns and primary filter powered by optional door and solar cells. Optional ice block food storage. Optional solar powered fan gravity drip evaporative cooling system. Optional solar powered cell phone programmable computerized irrigation system for fruit/nut trees, bushes and herb garden maintained by owner and/or professional gardener.
The children can watch the fish in aquarium instead of Needmo on t.v. “Canary in coal mine” situation (the fish are alive you know your water’s at least that good). Don’t have to pay for the dam sheddy bills.
Structure’s not undermined by uncollected rainfall. Get a portion of fish for consumption.
The beehive wall option gives thE manuel home owner a reliable source of sweet food to augment their caloric intake. Providing honey for eating and antiseptic purposes, wax for canning/illumination, pollen, propolis and royal jelly for people to consume. Bees naturally seal the wall tight, lending towards a dam tight structure. Insects ventilate, cooling wall in summer and heat area in winter. The super collector automatically delivers portion of water to bees increasing bee’s efficiency. In addition to people protecting the bee hive this added measure of delivered water to hive insures a symbiotic relationship and more honey. Hive comb is free hanging allowing bees to determine cell size. Bee flow way entrance/exit situated comfortable distance from persons entrance/exit. The beehive wall makes the home smell like a honey pot, mmm. Exterior doors allow for easy product collection.
ThE manuel fertilizer machine is a urine separating composting no flush much less toil relief station with a squirt gun designed as a flush toilet replacement. Operated with the door (or lever if retrofitted) and lid by the manuel in action person and the water collected above. Bereshit perfected. Produces a non pathinegenitic dry fertilizer pellet, granule, or flake that the operator can sell for money. No splashback or fecal form bacteria drift associated with flush commode. Optional automatic carbon source dispersal (device that adds sawdust/leaves/organic material) negative pressure ventilation (retrofittable into existing structural sewer gas vent), blow dryer, solar water heater, heated seats, music…
Put the man’s name on the throne, make it the most productive machine ever seen, responsible for producing more food plant fertilizer for more children and people than any other thing, thE manuel fertilizer machine John Lawrence Joliet or the Kanazawa. No need to cut the trees down, process trees into paper, wipe your ass with your hands and walk around spreading fecal form bacteria with a stupid damned smirk on your face shaking hands with others. Eliminates irritating/embareassing/not sexy “blackass”. No need to wash hands with soap or even wash hands. Drink water instead from outlet/sipper designed to encourage fluid exchange. Urine flows through above ground easy to maintain pipe to primarily fruit and nut trees nearby, composted solid waste spread manuely or by machine or macine attachment.
At present the spaceship industry looks like its building an escape pod. That won’t work, the idea is about food. You’re certainly gonna want to eat some meat. Imagine a herd of cattle on a space ship, it’s a disaster. Now think about manatees, much easier to maintain this system. We could even keep the sirens behind a transparent wall that would allow for interaction and swimming opportunities. Tunas in clear tubes along the passage ways for picking out or fishing for as you make way into the dining area. On these personable passageways aboard ship we can have butteflys and small birds flying, over a long period of time this creates a much more interesting constantly varying, stimulating situation. While bare, sterile hallways aboard a ship may be appropriate in some situations it’s not what we want as representative of the convoy. Even though the first big ship should be a mining ship (so we can get materials from elsewhere to build more ships) it’d be built around a pump and pipe water system. At least initially we could get the water from the surface of this planet.
The basis of proposed spaceship is a fresh water system and a salt water system linked together. The terrestrial creatures aboard the ship can draw fresh water from the salty sea with reverse osmosis. This could be viewed as one end of the salt water system and would create flow. The terrestrials can use this water for drinking, bathing and growing food. The waste water can be recycled at the waste water treatment facility which could be viewed as the beginning of the fresh water system upon deliverance into it. This fresh water system (complete with things to eat) flowing towards salt water system with brackish harvestable situation between the two.
Algae and fungus appear to be the easiest of the “lower” forms to cultivate for consumption but dwarf rice production appears to be easily doable, slap in the ability to grow bonsai citrus and some herbs and spices and we could sail aboard said ship some duration and have a good time doing it. If the space ship food growing system busted we could return to planet Oceana for more seeds or eggs. With space ships like this one can see why we gotta pull the plug on the dam project as the dams are the foundation of the faulty water control scheme that imperils the manatees, tunas, algae… the most. So, even a rocket scientist can see we’d want to make dam fluidification the top priority. Plus with ships like this we can give those dam pump and no corduroy piping clowns on this surface a productive, top position on the ships. A dam pump and pipe fool on the surface is a genius on a space ship like this. They make it flow.
Also one can see how a cistern entertainment aquarium fish production structural wall of thE manual home or a dam house on the surface lends itself to life aboard a vessel. It’s good practice. It appears the most likely thing to power the off surface vessels/space ships is nuclear and/or atomic, at least initially and we probably are gonna have to spin the thing about to simulate gravity. This’s the basic ship and we’re handcuffed to it although “the truth shall set you free” (the knowledge of the dam pump and pipe rue on the surface will be the truth that propels you off surface for all time) John 8:32. Punch a hole in the dams on the rivers so we can start building them.
!BANZAI, BONSAI, BOND’S EYE!
The dam fluidification, superdriplinewatercollect, thE manuel fertilizer machine solution to the porous dam sheddy flushtoile.t. with weaponized GMO problem.
by JUSTIN THYME (Thymus vulgaris)
Undam the rivers. No water control structures permitted on rivers, streams, creeks, brooks, or rivulets. Force U.S. Military to fluidify water control structures, send care actors caught holding the dam carpe.t. bag a bill and get of national debt or come together as people and hire the U.S. Military to undam the rivers. Cease war with ISIS (Ice is) yellow eres, to be dammed. Attack the dam problem with the free flowing river solution. See Spaceship rules on #22.
Eliminate or convert flushtoile.t. with thE manuel fertilizer machine. Put the “good lords” name on the throne and turn it into the most productive machine ever seen, responsible for more food fertilization than any other thing. A urine separating composting no flush less toil et with a squirt gun (powered by the door and/or lid the manuel in action person) and the water Build a dam home. Collect that which falls from the heavens (e.t. too). Exchange roof for super precipitation collecting photovoltaic cells, cistern foundation raft, beehive walls….
collected above. Urine through corduroy above ground easy to maintain pipe to primarily fruit and nut tree production. Quit cutting trees down, processing into paper to wipe your ass with your hands. With squirt gun one won’t have to use soap or even wash your hands, drink water from sipper designed for fluid exchange.
Reestablish native Flora and Fauna from handpicked local seeds. Support your local flower pollenators. Take the seeds out of doomsday storage and replace with pharmaceuticals. Put over the counter stuff behind the counter. Grow organic fruit, vegetables, nuts, herbs, roots and fungus, preferably heirloom. Don’t make a dam and ditch GMO drink your last beverage.
Burn fossil fuel at a 1/10th of present rate, charge 10 times as much for 10 times as long and make 10 times as much money. Come up with a good battery. Plants are the only nuclear option. Windmills chop up the birds. Empower the people not the power Co. It would be super to collect sunlight and water instead of shedding it. Force Global Blanket rapidly escalating carbon tax, or worldwide Cuban style blockado and charge em for it, drop current use 92%, anticipate further cuts. Use money to fund sustainable stewardship.
Make way on surface with care. The dump is the new mine, wave to false idol that the ohms who work there taking notes built at the top.
Planetary highjacking is illegal, no surface wide wholesale flora and fauna extermination or replacement, it’s against the law.
Universal law application. It’s unlawful to dam and destroy everything or even to attempt to. It’s against the law as written to modify for one or more organisms or machines benefit, comfort or other reason or reasonless more than 33.33% of the said previous or in place natural or evolving environment or system, presently or at this time revised or changed to 11.11%. As written or known 66.66% to be revised to 88.88% of natural free to evolve on its own right or course life must not be infringed upon, although it can be containerized and transported for its benefit as well as the 11.11% of carefully stewarded perhaps controlled but evolving with the aforesaid 88.88%. Don’t fu(k around with “Mother Nature” too much, or Hellboy will get ya.
Learn to teleport. DON’T GET CAUGHT HOLDING A HYDROELECTRIC TURBINE, DAM or DYKE CONSTRUCTING, WETLANDS DRAINING, OR RESIVOIR PERMIT PATENT OR GRAND FATHER CLAUSE. PANAMA CANAL and SUEZ CANAL EXCLUDED.
We’ve been had, took for dam sucker fools! Speak about the solution, write a letter,use the “to yellow flowers” USPS stamp with solution expressed in picture.
Turn off the T.V., realize you’re on universal T.V. already. Recycle your existing set into future Checkoff and Sulu reminder machines. Have kids watch fish in cistern entertainment aquarium fish soup gadjet instead of Needmo on T.V.
If you unfortunately own property, don’t fence it off. Grow buffaloes instead of steers idea. Teach dog to stay, perhaps grow food for it to. Get a pig, chickens, rabbit or learn to eat cats and dogs.
*Don’t be a money lender or one of the investors in the destroy the planet project. Oysters and Honey are the new money.
Don’t take pharmaceuticals, or manufacture them under ecologically harmful manners. Use the ”good lords” minimumally processed herbs, funguses, and other plant and animals instead. Homosapiens, persons are not separate from plants and animals.
Do whatever you can to avoid getting a sun burn, punch a hole in the dams on the rivers.
Wright your politrickons. Not too far to the left. Don’t try to buy or consume a “green” product to solve the consumption problem on this planet. Disconnect city water and sewerage, turn the lights, heat, and A/C off instead. Get the BBQ’s and Hibachis, crab traps, etc. ready to force any unable politicians or polyticks to be productive.
Get out of the slacker shed, quit paying for the damages, through your local taxes and water bill.
Don’t look at life as a trial and tribulation, even though it is. Take notes, learn.
Enjoy solving problems. Begin Operation Planet Oceana Nighttime Disco Ball Display Shutdown. Unscrew and save or recycle security night lights including streetlamps. Carry a torch that shines light in all directions. Use your Headlamp. Learn to do the ”Luke Skywalker”. Hint: Drop your blastsheild.
Learn to identify Hydrophobes, dam shid head abortionists. Not “aware”. They store their water in open dam reservoirs on river courses, pump it up hill, and let it evaporate. Then they rush the water to the sea as fast as they can between levees and in canals. They are sandbaggers. They suck wells dry as fast as they can. They shed that which falls from the heavens. They enjoy the foundation of the structure being undermined and causing the collapse of the structure. They love the toil and environmental damage of building a new one. RABID VAMPIRES suck life out of the planet and pretend they can’t put the puzzle together. They love to flush their only product down the tubes. They love concrete, can not “dance”. They love lawns and squere bushes. They mist water around in the air, pop a cap in the sprinkler heads. Go with Noah idea, include flora.
Don’t abort the seeds of grass with a mower, you’ll starve the birds and when we have exodus the riotous ones will not be delivered there flock. Righteous/Leftous will still get some delivery. Don’t rake gravel into beds. Bao, rake honey into honey pearls instead. Be productive.
Don’t ever let a company Mountsainto+Co., take over your food supply. Ban GMO’s, cloned plants and animals on planet Oshiana. Try bringing back the Mastidon and other Megafauna instead idea. Dams, dikes, weirs, canals, clones, fluorescent lights, particle colliders (not allowed to turn on until out of Milky Way), new nuclear power plants, pumped hydroponics, disposable plastic food and drink containers, high power radioactive wave sending devices, 92% to 98% of “plastic” stuff, 99% of styrofoam. Shrimp farms, salmon farms, tuna ranches, most pesticides and cleaning products are for space ships.
If you live in South Florida don’t get caught with a Fuckus tree, Umbrella Plant(the hydrophobes really like this one), Pair-of-dice palm, Youreeka Palm, Arbicola, Rowbelowknees, Oyster
Plant, Ixora, Normal Folk Pine, BRASillion pepper, Chinese Popcorn Tree, Boygonetothevilla, anykind of palm tree from Madatgascar, Mallucka, St.Augustine, Fauxtinia, Jolley Green Giant, Pittosporyum, Hosstrayyoung Pine, Impatients, Spatholowspyloam, Croaktown, Princess Plant, Pony Tail Palm, Suriname Cherry, Exotic Bromiliads, Elefant Bush, Black Olive with no olives, any palm trees stolen from Cuba, Ornamentals, Other useless(except as steam turban rotator fuel, animal food oneself included, building material…etc.) exotic plants. Hamburger the Florida Growers and Nursery Association, if they don’t stop the installation of the garden of “NO EATEN”. In short learn how to read, consume lots of natural science books, the dictionary, read the bible(Manuel), I recommend reading the first chapter and then skipping to the last one to see what will happen if you follow the recipe. Build the dam thing and he will come (me), and those for whorinmen too (they’re here). Figure out what the target is “those abominations of desolation where they shall not be”, “the hateful structures that destroy that are built on the temples”, the dams on the rivers. It’s obviously a gardening Manuel. Get a degree/certificate/education in (learn about) environmental horticulture (gardening), learn about drainage. Highjack the plan. Board the ship like a pirate, punch a hole in the dam project and turn into bucaneeraeiou when law is renewed. If you are a crewmember on the pirate ship, the boats sinking, it’s on fire, the magazine is about to explode and the “Spanish” (clone doppelganger pirates) are boarding. Get in my Jolley boat (we’re taking E.T. for their ships). JJMCO, John Lawrence Kanazawa Jolley (that John, covered in laurels the master of the gridiron, golden nostaypufflessmarshmallowman, the wolf at your door, pretty boy, who’s all too happy to rinse out the law), the one. La John Rinse Joliet, or the Kanazawa, the most productive machine ever to be on the surface of this wet rock, a urine separating, composting, no flush, less toilet with squirt gun, guarantied to keep you alive, looking vibrant, and healthy for all time. ThE manuel fertilizer machine. New laws take effect May 25, 2009 or when Planet Oceana’s (earth) population reaches 6.66 billion. Full swing mid melt N.Hemisphere 2009. We’re bringing back the old SMOTE law, in addition DeSmote and worse. But, ProSmote and better have been added as well. This one sheet double sided double dirty dozen idea is designed specifically so one could add it to the Manuel that one adhears to in life or just add it to one’s golden, silver, etc. (kindergarten) laws and proceed henceforth. Getting the crew/gang/team together in pursuit of law enforcement, which starts with a free flowing river. Searching for Homosapiens (one way thinking apes) Heterosapiensapiens (multi way muli thinking apes) other organisms, entities, machines or machine (computer) assisted organisms that will row or move this idea forward. So far I’ve got the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker, and the tailor in the boat along with the gardeners, carpenters, and fishermen, as well as the evil character and the good character. I’m steering, Alla board ~ John Lawrence Jolley 515 Sunset Road Boynton Beach, FL 33435
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